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Read Next In Metal Gear Solid 3, you go up against a group of legendary World War II soldiers known as the Cobra Unit. They're tough-as-nails superhumans with codenames that vaguely describe their special powers and emotional states.
The Fury is a cosmonaut who was incinerated decades ago, and still very pissed off about it. The Fear is a spidery man who hisses 'FEAAAAR!!!' From the trees. The End is an elderly sniper who's, get this, at the end of his life. And The Pain is a shrieking man covered in bees.
If you haven't picked up on it yet, in the Metal Gear universe, most names, things, and events are unfathomably stupid. Konami This is from back when the team was called The Fear, The Fury, The End, and The Kevin Not Covered in Bees. Let's talk more about The Fear, who's like Predator meets Spider-Man, with a whimsical touch of musical theater. He camouflages himself and scurries up trees while shooting poison darts at Snake, howling and singing his own name the entire time. It's a frustrating fight that will probably end in Snake's death on your first visit. Unfortunately, The Fear's compulsive need to hiss about everything he's doing hints at an easy way to beat him. Leaping through trees and turning invisible apparently burns a lot of calories, so The Fear takes breaks to snack.
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You'll know this because The Fear never does anything without a histrionic announcement. So clever players can anticipate his snack breaks, drop poisoned food around the woods, and sit back and listen for his overenthusiastic voice actor to enunciate, 'WHAT'S THIS!? LOOKS DELICIOUS! It's almost exactly what it would sound like if a suicide cult and a Disney Channel casting call mixed up their caterers. And despite being a pretty clever way to kill a dramatic spider boss, there's an even easier, even sillier way to beat him.
You are given an item in the game called a Fake Death Pill, which is what it sounds like. You take it and the Game Over screen shows up. Normally, this does nothing, but The Fear is profoundly stupid. As soon as you fall over, he says, 'Dead, already?
And just when the real fear was about to begin.' Konami Obviously, while he's distracted with his own monologue, you can throw everything you have at him and kill him. But the fastest, most surefire way to do the job is with an item most players ignore: the torch. It's nothing but a simple torch Snake used earlier to find his way out of a cave, but if you jam it up The Fear's ass, he goes up like a 1977 Ford Pinto. Technically, the torch can burn any of Snake's enemies, but most of them are smart enough to go somewhere else when you start poking them with flaming sticks. The programmers either forgot or didn't bother to teach this trick to The Fear.
He has no idea how to react to a colon-first fireball attack, so he will stand there and let the fire devour him. Because what maniac game developer could have foreseen players doing anything this strange? Konami Give a gamer a monkey mask and a torch, and they will find a way to take over the world. Any player who spent an hour pumping bullets into The Fear in a straight gunfight knows he's absurdly tough, so it takes forever for the fire to finish him off. Luckily, he will never figure out what's going on, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of roasting butthole.
Nintendo You've earned it, Snake. 5 Just Cause 3 - Kill A Helicopter With A Rope Square Enix Just Cause 3 doesn't quite have a storyline so much as it does dozens of thin excuses to massacre people. There are weapons and exploding barrels everywhere, and you travel by way of grappling hook and parachute.
It's a car-surfing murder-fest culminating in a showdown against an evil general's invincible attack chopper. As you'd imagine, it's a tough battle. Most players will spend several minutes diving for cover and filling it with bullets to finally shoot it down. But there's a better solution, which will almost sound obvious in a game about attaching your grappling hook to things: Attach your grappling hook to it. Using perfectly ordinary video game logic and physics, if you hook one side of your grapple to a rock and the other to the chopper, it's instantly destroyed in an explosion so anticlimactic that it's almost sad.
Square Enix 'NOW, FOOL! YOU FACE THE FULL POWAAARRRRRGH!!!' If you're thinking that's too easy a death for a final boss, we agree.
Here's a way you can kill him just as quickly, but with the drama deserved by a final confrontation. Call for your base to deliver you a jetliner, and lure the helicopter into its path. That's right, this game at your enemies. Square Enix 'NOW, FOOL! YOU FACE THE- HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT THE FAARRRRRRGGGGH!' To be more precise, you need to hit it with your boomerang to get it to let go of the ceiling.
A perfect boomerang strike causes the boss to open up its flower and reveal its vulnerable ovule. You then need to swing your sword with expert timing or get unceremoniously spat out while losing half of a heart. We're not sure if this is a mere coincidence, but go back two sentences after reading 'Here is how sex works.' Uncanny, right? Nintendo Above: The closest thing to sex education on a Nintendo console. It will take a few tries to get the sword and boomerang timing perfect in order to kill the boss.
Or it would, if someone hadn't discovered the dumbest video game boss strategy of all time. You can walk up to the boss and casually dump a jar of water onto it, and it will instantly explode and die. Nintendo Huh. Somewhat fittingly, the battles don't make any sense. The bosses are seemingly unkillable, shrugging off bullets, grenades, and chainsaws for far longer than even their limited supply of scripted lines could have predicted. They are capable of turning you into a puddle within moments, and you are often surprised by their arrival.
The game may send you to 'investigate the crying teenager,' only to find that she was crying because an invincible mailman was smashing her into a carrier bag. And now your unprepared ass has to fight this unspeakable force of postal death with nothing but two lawn darts and a carton of non-dairy creamer. There's a solution to this problem that will seem obvious when you hear it.
One of the main goals in Dead Rising is to rescue idiot survivors and bring them back to safety. However, you can turn their idiocy into a weapon. If you plan it properly, you can show up to a boss fight with up to eight confused assholes on your tail. And if you give each of those confused assholes knives, they become more like a tornado of stab than a helpless conga line. The bosses seem designed to be a reasonable challenge for one well-thumbed player, not something that can stand up to nine guns spraying bullets from every angle.
You can see here how a handgun can turn a fussy middle-aged woman into a maniac-killing murder machine. In a sentence you almost certainly won't read outside a discussion of Dead Rising, you can relax in your Mega Man costume while your friends gun down all the mentally ill dwarf clowns. Capcom 'Great work on that clown slaying, Denynce! I'm Proto Man!!'
When there are eight people throwing bullets into a fight, it is a bloodbath. Here, you can see the game's penultimate boss, Sgt. Boykin, lose three quarters of his health in a few seconds against some cocktail waitresses and a pharmacist.
Somehow, combining the worst two things in the game - the overpowered bosses and the obnoxious escort missions - creates the most fun. Capcom It's a strange state of affairs when being a ninja with a lightsaber is the least effective strategy. First you, avoid the tutorial by not going anywhere near the villager who wants to teach you how to play. Then you walk across a small lawn to see the game's final boss. This next step involves doing something the game developers should have predicted we'd try: You shoot him.
Reality Pump 'Hey, are you the boss? Take a level 0 fire bolt?' You can't really kill him with your baby fire bolts, so the next step is to run back to the starting village. He'll chase after you and obliterate your frail beginner body with his own much, much better fire bolt. Reality Pump 'Whoa, that was easy. I should hang out here and kill all these adventurers before they can finish the tutorial.'
To be fair, the boss is incredibly strong, and it takes some effort to finish him off with gardening tools. But the villagers never get tired and never die, and they will eventually chew through his super boss skull.
All you need to do is stand back for a couple minutes and wait for the realm to be saved. Reality Pump 'You.
You bunch of unsportsmanlike assholes.' As soon as he dies, the ending cutscene will play. Blu disc studio keygen idm.
This is the video game equivalent of Darth Vader getting ripped apart by Tantive IV janitors. Most Zelda games follow the same plot. Link is a nobody again, spends the first act acquiring the Master Sword again, then defeats Ganondorf and rescues Zelda again. There are small differences in each game, and sometimes the implied mass suicide of an entire race, but for the most part, it's the same every time: Link, Master Sword, Ganondorf.
Nintendo Zelda fans, we look forward to hearing all the times that isn't exactly right below in the comments! Well, we hate to break it to Link, but he's been wasting your whole life. He never needed the Master Sword. In virtually every Zelda game, you can beat Ganondorf with the very first thing you got your hands on. The Master Sword is a scam perpetrated by the quest industry, because almost anything from Link's backpack will destroy the ultimate evil - nets, bottle, and even fishing rods can kill Ganondorf.
There are all kinds of examples of this. For instance, in Skyward Sword, Link can deflect the boss' lightning attacks by holding up his bug-catching net. That it's probably obvious that butterfly collecting beats electro bolts to anyone familiar with the classic game Electromancy-Scissors-Lepidoptery. Nintendo 'Taste electric death, boy! Hahaha fucking WHAT!?' If that seems like a uniquely insane glitch, here is Link's grandkid/grandfather (the Zelda timeline is a mess) Link doing the exact same thing years prior: Nintendo 'Flee! The boy collects insects!
Our arcane bolts are useless!!!' Twilight Princess culminates in a showdown between Link and Ganondorf for the fate of two worlds. It's a brutal boss encounter that tests your skills to the limit, with any missed block or counter spelling your certain doom! Or you can simply cast a fishing lure. He'll stupidly stare it at long enough for you to put your fishing rod away, get your sword out, and stick it into his face a few times. Nintendo Oddly enough, Link does have. In Ocarina Of Time (and A Link To The Past, and Skyward Sword, and Wind Waker, and.
You get the idea) Ganondorf will fight you by throwing balls of energy at you. Luckily, the Master Sword can deflect these balls right back at him. But you know what? An empty bottle works just as well as the majestic, legendary sword only the chosen one can wield. Did no one in Hyrule try hitting the bad guy with household objects before asking Link for help?
Nintendo 'NOW, FOOL! YOU WILL- NO! THE BOY HAS A JAR! A JAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!'
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Here is the official description for Spider Player: Edit by Brothersoft: Spider Player is a skinnable with full support for all major audio formats: MP3, AAC, WMA, OGG, and others. Its most interesting features include audio streaming, integration with Shoutcast and Icecast radio directories, lossless Internet radio recording, advanced CD Ripping and Converting capabilities, FreeDB integration, 32-sound processing for crystal-clear sound, customizable local and global hotkeys and crossfading support. Spider Player is small and blazingly fast, and uses very few system resources. Features: Spider Player includes an advanced favorites manager with support for custom categories and comments, so you can have your favorites organized the way you want.
Radio Directory Discover thousands of radio stations around the globe with fast and in Shoutcast and Icecast radio directories right within Spider Player. DSP Effects Manager DSP effects manager allows to apply several high-quality 32-bit DSP effects simultaneously in any order. And Winamp DSP plugins are supported too! Custom Hotkeys Prefer keyboard control? Assign local or global hotkeys of your choice to any program's action and have all of the tools and functions at your fingertips. Multiformat Playback Audio formats supported are: MP1, MP2, MP3, MP4, M4A, AAC, AAC+, AC3, MPC, MP+, MPP, Ogg Vorbis, FLAC, Ogg FLAC, TTA, APE, WavPack, Speex, WAV, CDDA, WMA, MID, RMI, KAR, S3M, XM, MOD, IT, MO3, MTM, UMX. Converter and CD Ripper Any supported audio file (see the list of supported audio formats above) or Audio CD track can be easily encoded to MP3, WMA, OGG, FLAC or WavPack format.
FREE version allows to encode only one track at a time, while PRO version can be used for encoding. Support for custom MIDI soundfonts Spider Player allows you to choose SF2 soundfont used for MIDI playback to vary how your MIDI files sound.
It is also possible to convert MIDI files to MP3 and other formats using soundfonts that suit them best.